Our New Supermarket…
May 9, 2008
A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic
water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on,
you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you
experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle,
and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.
I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.
Entry Filed under: Random Sampler. Tags: funny jokes, supermarkets, toilet paper.
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pseudonymblog | May 10, 2008 at 12:10 am
That is TOO funny!!!
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Tiffany | May 10, 2008 at 2:28 am
I love to read your blog! I almost always laugh! I want to shop at your supermarket too! I think it would keep Michael entertained!
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Raysha | May 10, 2008 at 5:58 am
HA, HA! Some grocery store! I missed seeing everyone this week at story time and at Karla’s get together. How was it? I was sick with the stomach flu from Sunday night through Thursday. I finally felt close to normal again this morning. Yuck! I hope you guys had fun, though!